Baked Goods

I was searching for the funniest movie quotes i could think of and of course, Arnold Schrwazenegger was bound to appear. My personal favorite quote of his comes from the movie Jingle All The Way " Who told you you could eat my cookies?!.....Put the Cookie down, NOW!!!" So, the magic of the internet led me to a site that had, by far, my opinion, the dumbest/ HILARIOUS remix to the quote.


P.S.
because we (I) think Ahnuld is great

"It's Terrific, right?"

Elle Oh Elle

I was just thinking, someday i'd like to impact the world enough that people's faces will light with joy when they hear my voice or see me walk by. Maybe i should be a rapper and create some of the illest rhymes and verses you'll ever hear that way when i'm on stage, ladies will mouth my lyrics


Figure 1. Ecstatic Fan

Really? C'mon

Swine Flu: according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC), in humans the symptoms of swine flu are similar to those of influenza and of influenza-like illness in general. Symptoms include fever, cough, sore throat, body aches, headache, chills and fatigue. A few more patients than usual have also reported diarrhea and vomiting.

Translation....its the Fucking Flu. Chill America geez-o-pete! Just another media assisted tool for provoking anti-Mexican sentiments. *smh*

news

HAHA why do pharmaceutical companies worry about this when we need more effective AIDS treatment *smh* Well, at least this med will be useful.....

Song Taste

Ever wonder why there are parts of a song that we love so much? I was just thinking about it why do i like that part in You got me by the roots live performance where black thought goes "wh-whispering she trying to play for a fool Black." Its weird how some sound bites just appeal to us so much. Think about it i'm sure you (all) hear songs and know there is a part that you hold the back-search button just to hear again. I dont know, these things fascinate me.
please Enjoy the video

The Anti-Poon

So i went to Gamestop today, yea....Interesting work staff believe you, me. I just went in to see what they had, i know what the eff am i doing in a videogame store, and luckily i saw a used copy of Halo 3. Great, who doesn't enjoy shooting aliens, besides MCSO ohhh!!! *LOL thats terrible that i make fun of Paisas* anyway, i go to checkout and the cashier is being super pushy into getting me to reserve copies for future gaemes. I'm like NO but homeboy insists. Brief description of him: my height, chin pubes, heavy set, spiky hair, a Wolverine shirt one size too small and Dickies pants. I just started thinking, no matter how shitty i think my life is, i can always have it worse working in a videogame shop with geeks and kids. Although, i am jealous in that they are loving what they do and i'm still trying to figure out my role in this grand play we call "Life."

Hot Off the Press

Maria Ruis sat in the shade cradling her 1-year-old disabled daughter, Gracie, Sunday afternoon before marching in favor of immigration reform.
Ruis, a restaurant manager and a housekeeper, said the United States is the only place where Gracie, who has Down syndrome, can receive proper medical care.
"We're not asking for anything for free. We work and we pay taxes here. This is my seventh year paying taxes here," Ruis said. "We're not all bad."
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In fact, most undocumented immigrants are good, law-abiding residents of the U.S., said many requesting that President Barack Obama honor his campaign promise to reform immigration as soon as possible.
Hundreds of individuals participated in the United Farm Worker campaign "Con La Union de Campesinos Tendremos Papeles" (With the UFW We Will Have Papers) Sunday afternoon. The march began with a rally at the Wesley Bolin Memorial Park and ended at Cesar Chavez Park in downtown Phoenix.
Phoenix was the last stop of a series of celebratory rallies across various states, including California, Oregon and Washington, asking that the U.S. government honor undocumented immigrants' contributions to the American economy.
Key figures at the event expect Obama to start looking at immigration reform next month.
"We are not here out of anger, we are here out of compassion," said Alejandro Chavez, Arizona chair of the United Farm Workers, organizer of the march. "We just want to make immigration affordable and accessible for more people. You shouldn't have to wait 10 to 15 years to become an immigrant."

LOL i'm hood famous

GOOD

i just downloaded Big Sean's new mixtape, UKNOWBIGSEAN its pretty sick. The new guys coming out this year have skill on the mic no lie (i.e. Mickey Factz, Drake, Wale, Big Sean, yes even Asher minus i love college). Ha! and they say hipster hop is whack, first off i wouldn't even call them hipsters, rather MCs speaking their minds.

Brrr

Damn global warming, its throwing the weather into a funk. Its mid april and its cold, again. Its too bad that this actually exists, i really feel for the arctic animals. They can't survive anywhere else because they've specialized too much over the years. I'm sorry polar bears, but public transportation in AZ sucks that i need to drive :(

Asia

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahah
this is so weird and i feel like bathing after watching this

SMH

Really? C'mon man, there has to be more relevant issues in AZ right now. I just drove in south phoenix right now recruiting households to interview and noticed that there is a detrimental absence of sidewalks for kids to walk along.

But this, this is a headline at azcentral

Spreken Zie Deutsch

So according to Dr. Jurgen Gadau, my lab director, I am Lando......not Jando.
Thats cool, lando lives a much interesting life than me. I mean homeboy blew up the death star......I am yet to do something as badass but i'll tell you when i do

He is badass....he just popped open a Colt .45 and a b*tch was like "Whats good" like that *snaps finger*

I am now Lando
~Hola Landito~

for old time sake

i may have posted this before, but it is a special video because this is the first youtube video i remember embedding.....weird
Anyway if you have seen it before you know its a good one, if you havent oh dear, dont laugh too hard........actually please do because it will make everyone else laugh again:

Heads Up!!!!

boy oh boy i'm so glad i watched this video. The workplace is a dangerous place.....i should tell my department chair that it be mandatory for new hires to watch this video. THE WORKPLACE IS NO JOKING MATTER

*4:27 is some of the best movie magic EVER!!!!!*

Flash!

Happy Easter to you all!

So i'm reading the news, some interesting stuff today; not really but this caught my attention

Why is this relevant?

Mind your tongue best advice i've given myself lately

I remember telling good ole Sammy about the eccentric guy with whom i've had the experience of sharing two classes with. this semester's joint class is, interesting to say the least. So i've made a small collaborative group in there to study with, one cool nerdy dude (Aaron) with glasses who reminds me so much of Paul Rudd and this chick who reminds me of a fine version of Daria (you know, the pessimistic bitch cartoon from MTV). Anyway, we were talking and homeboy, eccentric guy, gets brought up. Now this cat says some of the most random sh*t during class, and does it randomly. For example, the teacher showed a video of Southwest Reptiles and it was funny because it was obvious the animal locations were staged. After the video, teacher comments to the class and homeboy, remember eccentric guy, discloses his opinion out of turn and says, " I've seen Sasquatch videos that look more real than that!"

Returning back to the begining of this post, Daria (Meagan) Aaron and myself are chilling at a bench in Social Sciences talking and she tells us how he's always staring at her, but in a very uncomfortable stare; a glare if you will. We laugh because its true but she adds "and i swear hes always looking at my boobs." I interject with a lil quip because thats how i roll and i say" he was probably thinking 'i've seen Sasquatch videos that look more real than those!'" At that point, Aaron bursts out laughing and turning red, i too begin to laugh cuz im like yes! i am that funny fellow....

The next day Aaron brings it up and is like "remember that whole Sasquatch shit?" I recall and he goes, "she had a boob job." So i laugh out loud again! Dam, and i wonder why i'm single haha!!

thinking back, she made a smug look and did not laugh at the time of the joke

808

I bought 808s because i like completing catalogs. To be honest, i was really disappointed with the album. Auto-tuner is fuckin whack, jeezy is a wanna be coke rapper *Clipse is who you want to listen to if you're down with listening to the whole plight of coca-eena!* and Heartless got way too old fast alongside Love Lockdown and Welcome to Heartbreak

with that said, i did actually like 2 songs: Paranoid because it lives up to 808s (i.e. 808s made the drum patterns for a vast majority of songs in the 80s songs by Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam for example) and Street Lights

Kanye West-Street Lights(SPEC) Dir:Mills Miller from MillsMillerMedia on Vimeo.

song is actually truth

New Suns

I'd get rid of O'Neal, try to get Nash to L.A. (dude deserves to win a ring and he's way way way way way better than Fisher) extend Hill's contract, keep Amare, get rid of Lopez and Dragic, keep Dudley and Amundson, start Barbosa, get rid of richardson and try my damndest to get Monta Ellis here.




....REGROUP!

Tests

I have one more exam tomorrow. Then a nice little Easter Break, then a possible pop-quiz monday. Life is good but tough. I think i'll stop by my Arabic cafe this weekend, i'm always at peace there.

Ornithology

So i had been prepping for an exam today. I'll say that studying with a coalition for about a week in advance is key to success at ASU. I made that test mine; at least i think. It's like every time i tell someone i think i did really well on an exam, i do the complete opposite. Yet, i really feel good this time. We'll see how it turns out. At least i made a new nerdy jewish friend out of the ordeal haha

L'Chaim! (pronounced law-hi'm; yiddish for cheers)

Today

Overall, the summation of today was okay. I saw two good friends of mine at the same time. Its funny because i usually only see one or the other at a given time but today our little trinity was complete. It's funny because we are a diverse faction. Sammy is my African-American brother (no pun intended) Eric is my anglo accomplice and me, well i'm the hispanic/latino/chicano/etc.... of the group that can relate to both ethnic groups. Anyway, it felt like things were in balance for those small, but timeless 5 minutes. We were approached by a born again, but not fanatic, christian who simply wanted to talk to us about the time of resurrection and Eric so elloquently responds, "I have an erection." these little times of peace are what life is all about, harmony and positivity.

In addition, i talked to my old lab partner. It was dope, because its always good when you can make a girl laugh. They say the key to a woman's heart is laughter, the way things are going i'll soon prove this wives' tale.

Arizona....right

Never once has Phoenix been lasted as a tour destination. I hate that we are a red state. C'mon white folks you are all not bad people i know some, get down with the plight of your minority brethren and support one another and maybe we can get some good music here.

Scout's Good Deed

Haha i did my good deed of the day, let alone i feel thats all i do for people is good deeds. Anyhow, i feel like the wayans brothers right now.


Except no elderly women got hurt

Go DJ!

gotta show love to the fam. This here is the dopest DJ in AZ by far! Ya hear him on the radio Fridays at 5 on 101.5 JAMZ

Chris Villa real Name NO Gimmicks!

Jockin My Shiznit.. - Black Eyed Peas vs. Chris Veezy

What's a grain of sand in the hour glass

So i was a bit, and still am, disheartened by this one class. It has me shook a bit because the exam grades are not in my favor. Granted there are 3 more assignments, but still when will the uphill battle turn in my favor? So then i started thinking, i'm sure this happens to a lot of individuals. I'm sure that i will succeed because i cannot quit.

Nonsense

smh I dont know why i like these guys. They're so dumb that it makes me laugh

Summary

went to 1st Fridays last night. It was ok, hung out with some family and ran into a colleague turns out he's buddies with my cousin; small world. Today i went to Superior on another field excursion. This one was very interesting because i witnessed a lot of predation in the wild. I was walking along a trail and from the ridge beside me a snake lunged out chasing after a prospective meal, a lizard. It got away so the snake slithers into the nearest hole. I just stood there in awe, and a little disgust. The next encounter i witnessed was i looked up into a tree and saw this perched bird bobbing its head up and down. I used my binoculars and determined the bird to be a female Cooper's Hawk and it was bobbing up and down because she was plucking today's meal; poor little finch. It was cool but i got grossed out when i saw her rip a huge chunk of flesh from the unfortunate song bird.

Nature is cruel just read Moby Dick

Zen

I need peace right now. Exams, projects, etc. It's getting hectic. I uploaded this song by DJ Krush entitled Song 1 because it is so soothing. Hope you enjoy as well

Tough Luck

The exam i studied for extensively, i got a 62........SHIT

Just to Clarify

ahem...the prison system of the United States, frankly why not globally, needs reform. I think some better activities need to be implemented like, i dont know, reading and fitness programs. If not, things like this will happen and some guy/inmate will have to explain the following:

En dos idiomas

Nunca he escribido un diario en espanol pero aqui va. Hoy fue muy sencilla, tome un examen que pienso fue bien pero en serio, fue un poco dificil. Es que las preguntas no estaban muy claras y mi mente me dejo aquivocado. Mas tarde en el dia, me fije que me gusta mucho a mi companera de clases pero no se siente los mismos pensimientos a mi, y por eso estoy un poco triste. I mean dam, females are so confusing. They throw signals and give cues but in reality they're just fishing. its like i'm a fish in a lake of high hopes and the angler who has her line in my direction is only in it for the sport. assuming the role of the fish, i'd rather be eaten then hooked on the line only to be released back into the lake of,now, false hopes.

Euro

i like this song for some reason. Maybe its the Irie vibe i get from the synthesizers and the girls voice going "yayo" i dont know but i like it and the A-Trak remix to Get 'Em High sounds dope

The A-Trak remix