Christopher Rios

Trying to study right now in a silent study area and i put on some tunes to appease my muse into helping me adhere to the read concepts; it works a little. Anyhow, i put on Endangered Species by Big Pun and Twinz displays some of his top-tier MC rhetoric. Simply put, Pun could rap. You be the judge:

He carries Fat Joe on his back throughout the entire 3 and a half minutes.
I'm not one for this hardcore "thuggin hustle" style that 50 Cent and Fat Joe tussle over, but still Pun could deliver on every track.

Weapon Drawn

Just Watch, and laugh. I actually cried because of this segment.

Call Natisha yo Beautician

I've gone a few times with some friends and my sister to the nail salon and this is on-point exactly. A real dramatization of your local, Asian-owned nail salon.

College

Contrary to Paul Asher Roth, I hate college. I like being exposed to different people but overall, the negatives outweigh the pros. These 3 cons: 1.) Its expensive. 2.) the exams are beyond belief, well in the bio field at least. 3.) its expensive

Yes its been said numerous times, it'll pay off in the long run. Yet, how long is the long run? I've been playing this game since i was 16 and quite frankly, i'm tired of it. I want to be done. Grad school can wait, i want to enjoy the American Dream of working a mundane 5 day schedule working 9 hour shifts in a lab playing with samples. When does it end? For that matter, when does it get easy? Ah life is getting only harder. Helping hands where art thou

Carwash

Ever have the pleasure of washing your vehicle at any south phoenix carwash on a saturday? Its quite the experience. Everyone plays their system at the loudest it can, some sound dope but the majority sound like shit, and the majority you hear is Cholo rap (cholos are Chicano gangsters) and some underground hood music. Its funny tho because they put a lot of focus into washing their rides. This one guy looked like Daniel-San rubbing the wax in haha. Speaking of which, whoever invented car wax is a real jerk. My car looks like crap now because i got hit by sprinklers coming home and now i got spots everywhere; doesn't look like the car is clean. Ah oh well

P.S.
not my ride.

Doldrum

Bored right now. I need new friends the ones i have now are whack, well most of them but some good ones still

ouchies!!!

just take a gander at this. My brother and i used to laugh, and still do, at the stunt double. He is a the spitting image of Turbo....You be the judge

Say Hello

I ran into an old colleague of mine today. She was looking more prettier than ever (haha thank Lupe fiasco for that line). So nice to see her today it really illuminated my day.

thats all....for now

Its ok to be Spanish or Argentinian

I typed in "I hate Mexicans" in google just for the hell of it and i found some pretty mean threads. Most posts describe how Mexicans are smelly, ignorant, criminals, lazy, etc etc. Some posts were even saying that Mexicans take all the jobs from good American people...no Hindus and People from the Philippines do. As milking the society and not contributing go, well i can see how some people get annoyed. Yet it seems to me that those who do complain are those that are in the top tier of our caste system. Furthermore, i see it as a trade off regarding the whole state aid programs. The hard working Latinos assume the positions most Americans find demeaning to their integrity (i.e. cleaning shit, urine, and vomit also serving burgers, washing cars, maintaining HOA standards and watching the snob-nosed kids of these affluent Anglos). With all means if one is willing to take on these responsibilities sure man go ahead.
Furthermore, what irks me is when i read the term "cockroach" when describing my heritage. Not cool, they are just as much a person as each of us; fuck that 3/5 bullshit.

I don't understand why Cubans are treated with open arms in the whole wetfoot-dryfoot policy oh that's right its because they are enduring communist Cuba; from what i've read or seen, its not that bad. Also, if you're Spanish its like owning a suit of gold, they love you; same thing with most other Latinos, well Anglo-Latinos i mean if its Afro-Latino the individual/s is/are screwed too.

Racism is alive my dear folks and it probably will never dissipate.

I could delve more into the whole Cuba-U.S. relation but i don't want to write an essay, just talk to me. Also, being Mexican in a red state, i have experienced the state's bullshit so again, just ask me. I don't wish to write anymore

Sic Semper Tyrannis

This is an old sketch but i found the uncensored version of it. Some might think this is dumb and childish but i thought it was hilarious. Enjoy?

Sundae Toppings

I'd rep Billy Mays any day over this wise guy.


some cheap laugh to get through the day, life's hard enough so lets laugh YAY!!!!!

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nice hair NOT!! *in Borat Voice*

Knuckle Sandwiches

Here are some of the worst fight scenes i've ever had the misfortune to see.
they're so bad they're....God awful *no sugar coating*

*this president will whoop that a$$ without legs*

*keep an eye out for ya, Stingray....yea. SEE YA!!*

*as much as i love star trek, this sh*t is whack like a comic book sound effect*

Feel good Tunes

If you know me, you'd now how much of a supporter of the Tribe Called Quest i am. With that said enjoy the feel good sounds of "Award Tour." Honestly, this song makes everything better.

Diva-ish kinda

I think i've been gaining weight and i somewhat noticed it today. So with that said i start dieting tomorrow. Only Cheerios and a hell of a lot of water and exercise only, until i feel the amount of weight lost is suitable. I don't want to be that overweight fat guy for a friend; i already have one of those. Plus nobody digs fat dudes naw mean?

Virtuoso

If she were to battle Rahzel....I'd bet on her.
Sweet Lord why?

Lauren London

Geez, look at her smile. That is all


P.S.
Women are the blessing that keep the beacon luminous while guiding the ship we know as Earth safe, no matter how fierce the storm

Blah

I should've gone to that graduation party. This is boring

Native Tongue

I was listening to some old ATCQ ( A Tribe Called Quest) and i was just admiring Kamals lyricism: "I am recognizing that the voices in my head is urging me to be myself and never follow someone else." Jus that line and the speed he delivers it at sounds so amazing. Ha and they said hip-hop was dead. Please, it cannot die because legends are eternal

Addiction

I gave my brother some money to go rent Street Fighter IV yesterday. I told him if they didn't have it just bring me back my cash and he was all "cool." I get a phone call about 25 mins later like "ay they didnt have it so i rented a shooter." Yea thats cool what did you get? "HALO Wars".....this game is not a shooter but its the BOMB!!!! I thought it was going to suck and only started playing it because i spent money on it but its soooo dope! Difficult albeit very very very very very illy

Serendipitous

Lets see. Today i had to do some field work photographing advertisements in residential areas (i.e. billboards soliciting beer and food) around 15th avenue and southern to 19th avenue and broadway; the hood. I had two female colleagues with me which was tight and i am familiar with south phoenix having close-ties to her. We finish around 12 and i head home and get a flat tire and I'm talking pancake flat. So im cruising down 48th with my hazards on thwomping about just trying to get home.

I make it home and take off the tire but find out that my spare is too damn big for my roter--Shit! So i just let my car chill in the drive-way and i go inside to peel an orange because they look good and i cut my thumb with the peeler.

Still, on a light note, i had a pretty fly white chick riding shotgun yezzir!

When Did Blogging Get So Difficult

I haven't posted anything in a while because, lets face it, i don't have anything concrete to post. I could take up space by posting more videos i find amusing, but thats no fun. I might as well do that sh*t on a myspace.....PSYCHE!!!!

but serious i will try to post more relevant issues...le juro (I swear).

Dubs

Because they're fun:

Hercules! Hercules! Hercules!


I love ShamWow Whoo!!!


Rhinestones Rhinestones Fucking Rhinestones!!!!


It cleans your windows WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!