Sunday, September 7, 2008

MTV 2008 VMA....Waste of Time



Today i watched the VMAs, it was pure garbage in essence. It started off bad from the get-go. Rihanna looked like a Sith (yes i know star wars ish but its true shes usually fine as f'@$ but that rat tail wasn't complimenting at all) in training and did a routine very reminiscent of the Glow in The Dark Tour.

Russell Brand wasnt funny kept bashing on the Jonas Brothers about them choosing to remain abstinent. Personally, i don't care for the brothers and i think their shit is hot garbage and one will emerge homosexual in his lifetime but still, as a host, you must enthrall the crowd not beat a failed joke until it evokes sympathy laughter.

I wont talk about Weezy cuz Russell Brand did enough of it: "He's losing his trousers, God bless him." Oh yea and i don't like weezy, forgot about that.

T-Pain needs to stop wearing top hats and running around like a dumb-ass. His showmanship offends me by displaying the reincarnation of blackface

Pink needs to vanish from earth plain and simple, no one likes bitter women sing about problems as my man Com would say: "The world is bitter, like baby mamas see how far El Dorados and Wine bottle drug us at least God and the Sun love us...its the Sun God." (Hi-Teknology)

Honestly Lupe saved the show. He can never disappoint. I'm so glad i got to see him breathe life into the mic back in June.

Ulitmately, Kanye's new single is a bit too abstract. The beat is classic, yet the lyrical content falls short of the end zone like 20 yards. I'll just wait tho, that song will blow up and make Mr. West another couple million by the end of December. I remember when Ye used to chop drums and sample like a genius; let the ego go boss, you're a champion.

P.S.
They need to stop with the talk box already. Only one guy could ever pull it off. Rest in Peace Roger Troutman

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