My mind tends to go off on tangents and so there I was at the dinner table and I just remembered the old Mother Goose nursery rhymes. One in particular that I thought was pretty hmm... was the one titled Rub a Dub Dub:
Rub-a-dub-dub
Three men in a tub,
And how do you think they got there?
The butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker --
They all jumped out of a rotten potato!
'Twas enough to make a fish stare.
So this is the part where i get it twisted. why are there 3 dudes in a tub, rub-a-dub-dub they aren't in a whip homie. Why does the fish stare? Is that ish so bad that a fish is like WTH bro!!!!
...seriously Mother Goose should've written no homo at the end.
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